Never lie to woman

A man called home to his wife and said, “Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.We’ll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I’ve been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for [...]

Some rules cannot be followed

Some rules cannot be followed
A lady manager of a big reputed office noticed a new man one day
and told him to come into her office.
” What is your name?” was the first thing she asked the new guy.
“John ,” the new guy replied.
She scowled, “Look… I don’t know what kind of a namby-pamby place you
worked [...]

A Hookers Tale

A married couple are lying in bed together on the morning of their tenth anniversary when the wife says, “Darling, as this is such a special occasion I think that it is time I made a confession…. Before we were married I was a hooker for eight years.”
The husband ponders for a moment and then [...]